Having a dog like Noah is like having a tail that doesn’t like you very much. He won’t like it if you leave him to go to another room, so he’ll follow you. But when your heart has melted from his cute clingy self and you try to hug him he will, quite literally, push you away. With two paws, even.
I mean, that’s how much he doesn’t like you.
Noah turns a year old on March 31st. He was thisclose to becoming an April Fool’s joke.